HALF LIFE SHORTS

Don’t let full-length pants get in the way of running away screaming from false realities.
The HALF LIFE shorts are part of a limited-edition collection, made-to-order by one of our Vancouver Studio Subs*. These are oversized shorts with an elastic waistband made of quality, heavy feel French Terry. Don’t forget, money is a construct.

Colour: Sim Pink on Light Mode

100% cotton. Preshrunk to reduce shrinkage from 0-3%. For extended use wash inside out and tumble dry on low to medium heat. Made in Portugal. Printed in Canada. Designed to withstand existential dread.

* Subs are ‘human beings’ in SIM-3625-MeO.5